May 17, 2013 • 255,442 notes • sovietkittens

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

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May 17, 2013 • 9,928 notes • hawkerly

authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

The Avengers Deleted Scene: Cap Saving a Family

Why wasn’t this scene in the movie? It shows Steve Roger’s gentle side. He was a sweetheart the entire movie but this would have been great for my feels.

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May 17, 2013 • 216,888 notes • basedmadoka

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

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May 17, 2013 • 45,676 notes • overhumor
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lampsarepeopletoo: i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

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May 17, 2013 • 6,810 notes • sandandglass

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May 17, 2013 • 169,315 notes • keepthepositivityflowing
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
May 15, 2013 • 165,937 notes • judgesontoddlersandtiaras

annetdonahue:

I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.

(via if-i-could-trade-mistakes)

May 15, 2013 • 78,502 notes • gleeson666

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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May 15, 2013 • 385,951 notes • abadeerzs
fishtwigz: atreyue-r: Best out of context quote from the show Best out of context quote from any show

fishtwigz:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

Best out of context quote from any show

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May 15, 2013 • 182,144 notes • ahtnamasyay

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

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