bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
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(Source: joshing, via ashleybash)

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(Source: humorstop, via chocolatesmarties)

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: transboymamoru, via ashleybash)

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

(via nevergiveup283to140)

darksideofthemoon007:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES

(via toodopetoexist)

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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(Source: lamapalooza, via officialwhitegirls)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via madamebonacieux)

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

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